March 2, 2001
GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE
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N.Olmsted 440-777-7574
Shaker Hts.216-295-9295 Mentor 440-974-9974 Christopher J. Amato, Ph.D..
24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake
440-899-1300
Marie Bielefeld, Ph.D.
Westgate Plaza, 20325 Center Ridge.
440-899-7625
Center for Prevention of Domestic Violence
831-5440
Bowling Green Gay-Lesbian Info Line
D.L. Dunkle & Associates▼
229-2100
Debra Dunkle, ACSWLISW; Jane Miller, MSSA LSW
Lisa Gilbert, M.D.; Martha Webb, CCDC;
John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW
12429 Cedar Rd., Suites 21-24 Cleve Hts., 44106
Antone Feo, Ph.D. and Associates
24500 Center Ridge#100, Westlake
440-899-1300
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COUNSELING
CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216 (440 WHERE NOTED)
Access Behavioral Care, Drs. Chernyk, Eden, Ridge & Associates
HOME REPAIRS & IMPROVEMENTS NATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS
Home Environments, Box 720, Lakewood WindEm Landscaping, Strongsville.
HOTLINES
AIDS Hotline Ohio
TDD:
Spanish
Akron AIDS Hotline, 24 hour
Community AIDS Network..
Mon-Wed-Fri7-10p.m.
Chautauqua County, N.Y. Infoline North, 716-679-3560
Cincinnati Gay & Lesbian Switchboard.
800-332-AIDS(332-2437) 800-DEAF-TTY (332-3889) 800-344-7432
Battered Women's Hotline, Cleve, 24 hours. Battered Women's Hotline
330-375-2437 (375-AIDS)
419-352-5242
South,716-484-8434
Community Church of Chesterland
11984 Caves Rd., Chesterland
216-651-4685 440-846-9849
AIDS Action Council 1875 Conn. Ave NW #700, Washington D.C.20009..
Cove United Methodist Church
440-729-7898 521-7424
202-986-1300
Sun 10:45 am, 12501 Lake Ave., Lakewood
Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) 150W.26 St #503, New York, N.Y. 10001.
212-807-1700
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East Shore Unitarian Universalist Church ▼ 10848 Chillicothe Rd., Kirtland
440-256-3400
Gay-Lesbian Parents Coalition
Euclid Ave. Congregational Church, UCC
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Box 50360, Washington, D.C. 20091 Human Rights Campaign 101214th St. NW Wash, D.C.20005 Lambda Legal Defense, Midwest office 11E Adams # 1008, Chicago 60603 National Center for Lesbian Rights 870 Market, #570 S.F. Cal. 94102 National Gay and Lesbian Task Force 232017th St N.W. Washington, DC 20009
202-583-8029
9606 Euclid, Cleveland
791-5200
www.hrc.org
First Unitarian Church ▼
202-628-4160
21600 Shaker Blvd., Shaker Hts.
751-2320
312-663-4413
•Sun. 10:30 am service "Welcoming Congregation" Committee Free Inquirers of N.E.Ohio (Humanist)
330-869-2025
•2nd Wed 7pm. Indepen'ce Lib. 6361 Selig Bl, www.freeinquirers.org
415-392-6257
Rev. Renee Goodman, Committment vows
440-247-2772
Rev. Mary Grigolia, Commitment vows
221-4949
202-332-6483
513-591-0222
Hope Lutheran Church
371-5252
National Organization for Women
2222 Taylor Rd. at Northvale, Cleveland Heights
216-391-4357
Washington, D.C.
202-331-0066
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Sunday worship 8:30 & 11 a.m.. Rev. Don King
Medina, Summit Counties 24 hrs toll-free
888-395-4357
Institute for Sexual Wellness Westlake
440-899-1300
Servicemembers Legal Defense Network Assists with military ban
House of Prayer, Joyce A. Speegle, pastor
382-6694
202-328-3247
Integrity-Northeast Ohio (Episcopal)
Cleveland Lesbian-Gay Hotline
Evenings 216-651-5428
Jane Miller, MSSA, LSW
5 South Main St., Oberlin
800-457-0345
24-hour automated infoline Tollfree
216-651-6452
PASTRIES
888-429-8761
John R. O'Connor, ACSW LISW
800-938-9973
Columbus Gay-Lesbian Info Line
614-299-7764
Chocodreams and Memories
Cleveland
440-230-0625
Male, 939-0405 Female, 691-9372
⚫3rd Sat 5 pm. potluck & prgrm. Christ Ch.. 3445 Warmsville. Shkr Hts Interweave (UU. Lesbian-Gay Concerns)
5 South Main Street, Oberlin
20401 Hilliard, Rocky River
440-333-2255
Pride Institute at Solutions
800-342-5429
Dayton Gay-Lesbian Hotline 7 to 11 pm Erie, Pa., Info Line
937-274-1776
Sweet Arts, Custom cakes, pastries 17008 Lorain Ave. Cleveland
216-476-2253
Liberation United Church of Christ▼
814-453-5656,814-456-9833
Senex Eldercare Counseling Jeffrey Mostade
13714 Madison Ave., Lakewood 44107
521-5556
12200 Fairhill Rd., #B-401, Cleveland.
421-1793
COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614
Free Clinic of Cleveland 12201 Euclid. Gay-Lesbian Youth Hotline Sun-Thu 7-10pm, Fri-Sat 7-midnight
216-721-1115
RADIO & TELEVISION
•Worship and church school. Sun 10:30 am
Lutherans Concerned
371-5252
800-347-8336
Affirmations 918S. Front St., Cols 43206
Helmuth Psychological Associates
AKRON, CANTON, KENT AREA CODE 330
GLAAD, Report media anti-gay defamation Morgantown, W.V. Gay-Les. Switchboard
National Gay-Lesbian Hotline
445-8277
800-429-6334
"AIDS Update" Sun 7:30 pm, Thur 11:30 am cable channel 21, Columbus
P.O. Box 20088, Shaker Hts. 44120
321-4845
⚫4th Fri. Hope Lutheran Church. Taylor & Northvale. Cleveland Hts
304-292-4292
"Alternating Currents" Sat. 3-5 pm, WAIF 88.3 FM Cincinnati 513-961-8900
More Light Presbyterians 2780 Noble, Clev Hts.
932-1458
2nd Sat 5:30 pm. potluck and program
3200 W. Market St., Akron 44333
873-9866
Mon-Fri 6-10 pm, Sat noon-5
888-843-4564
Nova Behavioral Research
Ohio State Univ. Gay-Lesbian Alliance
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614-292-9212
"Gay Talk Radio" Sun. 2 pm, WXUT 88.3 FM Toledo Live call-in
419-530-4172
Rev. Bill Newberry Unitarian Universalist minister Committment vows
767-1653
111 Tremont, S.W., Massillon
833-4132
Project Inform, AIDS treatments
Reserve Psychological Consultants
............ 929-1326
347 Dolores #301,S.F., Ca. 94110
800-822-7422
"GayWaves" Friday 7 pm, WRUW91.1 FM Cleveland
Noble Rd. Presbyterian Church
216-368-2208
Sun 10 am, 2780 Noble. Cleve. Hts.
382-0660
96 Graham Road #A, Cuyahoga Falls
Rape Crisis Center, Cleveland
216-619-6192
"Hold That Door" Thursday, 10:00p.m. -midnight, WUJC
Olmsted Unitarian Universalist Congregation
ELECTROLYSIS
Maureen O'Beraigh, C.T., Electrolysis Lakw.
FINANCIAL SERVICES GRANDE
Rape Helpline, Columbus
88.7 FM, Cleveland
614-267-7020
Rape, Abuse, Incest National Network
800-656-4673
"In the Company of Womyn" Sun. 9-11 pm,
WXUT 88.3 FM, Toledo
216-228-8886
Sexual Health Infomation Line
Tue, Wed, Thur 6-10pm
614-262-3556
"Lesbian-Gay-Bi Report" Mon & Sat 11:30pm,
Cable Ch. 21, Cols.
614-224-2288
Teen Crisis Hotline, GLBT & questioning
Trevor Project 24-hour
800-850-8078
AmEx Financial Toby D. Oster Cle. AmEx Financial Tim Jenkins Clev.
216-447-8870ext.267
Big Fun
Nations Credit Financial Services
6901 Rockside Rd., Independence
FLOWERS & PLANTS
Vase to Vase, 10431 Clifton Blvd, Cleve
FURNITURE
Brewster & Stroud, Westlake
Chagrin Falls
House of Mastick 14047 Madison, Lakwd
Norka Futon Cleveland Heights
Lakewood 216-226-2660
GIFTS, CARDS, & T-SHIRTS
1827 Coventry Rd, Cleve Hts. Clifton Web 11512 Clifton, Cleveland
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Night Sweats & T-Cells 277 Martinel Drive, Kent 44240 Premiere Screening, Screen printing Kent.
216-447-8870ext.277 216-440-0900
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Toledo Referral Line, PRO-Domrose Foundation 4 pm to 10 pm
Townhall II 24-hour helpline
419-472-2364 Ravenna, 330-296-2255
Walk-in 8am-8pm, 123 S. Water St, Kent
330-678-4357
WomenSpace Helpline, Cleveland
•Also Tues and Thurs, 9:30 pm, Athens public access channel "This Way Out" Thursday, 5:30 pm, WCSB 89.3 FM, Clev "This Way Out" Monday, 7:30 pm, WOBC 91.5 FM, Oberlin
REAL ESTATE RELA
Century 21 Beyond 2000, Mark Snyder
5050 Porter, N. Olmsted
Pilgrim Congregational Church, UCC ▼ Sun 10:30 am, Thu 6 pm, 2592 W 14, Cle. Simpson United Methodist Church 8519 Clark Ave., Cleveland
Southwest Unitarian Universalst Church P.O. Box 360002, Strongsville 44136 www.swuu.org
440-777-6622
861-7388
281-9776
440-816-1686
•Sept-June. Sun 10:30 am. Center Jr. High Sch, 10300 Pearl. Strong vl •1st. 3rd Thu 7:30 pm. Meditation. YWCA. 13169 Smith, Middlb'g Hts Echoes of ending relationships. 2nd. 4th Thu 7:30 pm call for info St. John's Episcopal Church Sun 11am 2600 Church, Cleve (Ohio City).
781-5546
Monday-Friday 10am-4pm
216-696-3100
6370 York Road, Parma
440-842-7200
Trinity Cathedral (Episcopal) Euclid at E. 22nd, Cleveland
216-631-1441
Youngstown P-FLAG Helpline (24hr) AIDS Helpline...
330-747-2696
330-742-8796
ERA Lentz Associates, Inc., Debbie Kidd Cleveland
http://community.cleveland.com/cc/trinity
771-3630
216-227-KIDD(227-5433)
Trinity Lutheran Ch. 16400 Detroit Av Lake'd
226-8087
INSURANCE
Progressive Urban Real Estate
216-619-9696
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216-371-4386 216-961-1120
330-673-2808
1653 Merriman Rd. #108, Akron 44313 Betsy Warner
2479 Lee Blvd., Cleveland Hts. 44118..
JEWELERS
Keith Jewelers
440-808-8000
440-247-3355
Allstate Insurance, Don Kramer
4001 Detroit Ave., Cleveland
216-221-6848
13324 Madison, Lakewood (Cleveland).
216-221-6263
216-371-8489
American Family Insurance, Richard Robinson
Real Estate Mortgage Corp.
Akron 330-253-9330
4660 Duke Dr. #110, Mason (Cincinnati)
........... 513-336-8706
State Farm, Jean Jones
330-864-8866
216-932-6900
Jim Muhic, Jill Angelovic, Keith Brown, Michele Anderson, Danny Schafer, Ted Theophylactos
20325 Center Ridge Rd. #220, Rocky River Realty One, John Lauro Cleveland johnlauro.realtor.com Office ................................................. 216-991-8400 Voicemail 216-999-2056
RELICIOUS & SPIRITUAL GROUPS
CLEVELAND AREA CODE 216 (440 WHERE NOTED)
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•Sun 10:30 am www.corecomm.net/-trinitylutheran Trinity United Ch of Christ 3525 West 25th St, Clev •Worship Sun 10:30 am Bible Study Wed noon
252-5828
351-7667
Unitarian Universalist Society of Cleveland ▼
440-356-5363
2728 Lancashire, Cleveland Hts.
932-1898
•11 am Sun. worship: 3rd Tue 7 pm. Gay-Lesbian U U
United Church of Christ Coalition for
Lesbian-Gay Concerns.
861-7388
•4th Sun. 7pm. Pilgrim UCC. 2592 West 14th St.. Cleve (Tremont)
Urban Hope Unitarian Universalist Cong.
631-4981
3204 Lorain, Clev. (Box94184, Clev.44101)
556-3316
•1st Sun 5pm. Meditiation: 3rd Sun 5 pm. New American Sprituality
West Shore Unitarian Universalist Church ▼
Archwood United Church of Christ ▼
20401 Hilliard, Rocky River
440-333-2255
HAIR SKIN
TANNING SALONS
26117 Brookpark Rd., North Olmsted
440-734-6677
2800 Archwood Ave., Cleveland
351-1060
Marlen Jewelers
•Worship Sun 9 & 11 am
Zion United Church of Christ Sun 10:30 am,
Aesthetics Skin Care Center
216-381-1300
19525 Detroit Rd, Rocky River
440-331-9004
•Grace Celebration, share joy, singing, Thur 6pm
2716 W. 14th, Clev. (Tremont)
861-2371
14100 Cedar Road Suite 320, University Heights
Nicholas Jewelers, 2161 S. Green Rd., Univ. Hts............... 216-381-3075 Rinaldi Jewelers 2028 East 9th St., Clev
B'nai Emeth (Jewish).
556-1764
216-566-0603
HEALTH CARE
c/o West Shore UUCH, 20401 Hilliard, Rocky River 44116 •Services Fri. 8 pm and Sat. 10:30 am, Torah study Sat 9:15 am
• Gay-lesbian book discuss n. 2nd Mon. Borders Westlake. 961-5751 COLUMBUS AREA CODE 614
Lakewood Hospital
216-529-7020
MAIL SERVICES
Chevrei Tikva (Jewish) P.O. Box 18120,
"Always our Children" 3rd Sun 1 pm, group. St. Francis Church 386 Buttles
Cleveland Hts. 44118-0120
932-5551
Calvary Lutheran Ch.. 1761 Bairsford, Cols
299-5781
864-1301
Chiropractic Health Services, Dr. David Budny
Alice Paul Direct Mail Service▼
•Shabbat, 1st & 3rd Fri 8 pm, Unitarian Society.
• Sun 10:30 am: http://www.calvaryoh com
16900 Detroit Avenue, Lakewood
216-228-6622
3121 Bridge Ave, Cleveland
216-631-8646
2728 Lancashire, Cleveland Heights
Catholic Gay Men's Support Group
Community Family Medicine
•Locations vary for Torah study. 3rd Sat: Kesher class. 3rd Sun
64 W. Lane Ave.. Cols. 43201
291-4674
Dr. Robert Kuhnhenn, Dr. Colette Willins
MASSOTHERAPY
Christian Bible Study Group
29325 Health Campus Dr #1, Westlake.
440-899-4400
YMCA, 3200 Franklin Ave., Cleveland
341-3729
Integrative Health, Gregg Langjahr L/ATC
Midwest Chiropractic, Dr. Monica Wloszek
Church of the Redeemer (Methodist),
Dignity (Catholic) P.O. Box 82001, Cols 43202 dignitygc@aol.com
• 2nd & 4th Sun. 6 pm. First Cong. Ch. 444 East Broad St Cols
451-6528
www.dignitygc.org
1540 Mt. Carmel Drive, Wickliffe
440-585-3605
5500 Ridge Rd., Parma
440-886-6500
Sun 11am, 2420S. Taylor, Clev. Hts.
932-2065
First Baptist Church of Granville
Brian Keating 3052 West Blvd, Cleveland
216-671-0663
Midwest Chiropractic, Dr. Suzanna Massey
2179 Taylor, Cleveland Hts..
Steve Skowron
216-371-6200
Cleveland Meeting, Religious Society of Friends (Quakers) 10906 Magnolia 791-2220
115 W. Broadway, Granville 43023
24500 Center Ridge #100, Westlake
440-899-1300
•Worship Sun 11 am; potluck at noon on last Sunday of month
New Hope Alternative Therapy Research ▼
740-587-0336
261-0887
2012 W.25th St. #916, Cleveland
216-363-5060
Northrn Ohio Physicians for Human Rights.
216-281-7418
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
Dumb
Waiter,
Dead
Chef.
SUDDENLY I'M SO
HUNGRY!
Gaston, a hit man for a Canadian drug cartel, is in Paris hunting for Etiennewho cheated the kingpins out of their profit on a big stash of crystal meth.
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HAVE YOU Seen This MAN?
REWARD
1-800 D-RUGAN-6
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by eric orner
His instructions are to murder Etienne, then chop him up and feed him to the little fishes in The Seine.
HELLO FEESHES SOON GASTON WILL FEED You a Much More TASTY FEESH FOOD!HN! HA-HA-HA
HAHAHA
La Peti Beret Wear
FISH,
He makes the round of saunas,
questioning the clientele.
SMOLDERING GOOD LOOKS... CHEF'S HAT... HAVE YOU SEEN Hin?
BUT Monsieur,
You
Describe
HALF O Paris..
Eric Orner@ETHANGREEN.COM
Later, at Club Banana, a waiter serves up a hot tip...
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN PIAN His BOYFRIEND. HE HAS AMNESIA AND THUS CANNOT PECALL THAT WE ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE...
AH L'Amour! Incredible! TRAJEEK!.. BUT YES, I HAVE SEEN THE MAN You SEEK. HE IS LIVING. With A RICH & BEAU tiful FOOTBALL STAP in A CHATEAU OUTSIDE The CITY..
Meanwhile, at the chateau of a rich
& beautiful Brazilian soccer sta. outside the city:
WILL YOU MAKE ME BACAIHAU (TRADITIONAL BRAZILIAN CODFISH STEW)
PLEASE PLEASE I MUST HAVE Your Bacalhau! I CRAVEIT..
I CRAVE YOU..
I CRAVE YOUR COOKING!
The INGREDIENTS Are EXPENSIVE. I'LL NEED CREDIT CAPes Your BENTLEY&ONT CHAUFFEUR
AND PLEASE STOP WRINKLING MY Robe...